Elon Musk addresses vibrating anal beads chess championships conspiracy theory

Elon Musk has weighed in on the conspiracy theory suggesting that a top chess player is cheating using vibrating anal beads.

The chess world was rocked this week after five-time world champion Magnus Carlsen, 31, quit the prestigious Sinquefield Cup after losing to Hans Niemann, 19.

Carlsen did so by tweeting a video of José Mourinho saying: "If I speak I am in big trouble. Big, big trouble."

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Another player revealed that Carlsen pulled out because he suspected Niemann was "probably cheating".

Niemann has since admitted that he cheated by using computer assistance when playing online as a child, but denied any wrongdoing at this tournament.

"If they want me to strip fully naked, I will do it," said Niemann.

"I don’t care. Because I know I am clean. You want me to play in a closed box with zero electronic transmission, I don’t care."

Chess fans have been theorising as to how Niemann could be beating the tournament's anti-cheating precautions, which include a 15-minute delay in the broadcast of moves and radio-frequency identification checks.

One theory has caught the attention of Tesla CEO Musk and he reacted to a clip shared by another Twitter user, which showed someone discussing the possibility of anal beads being used.

The person in the video said: "That's probably a good one right, an anal bead would probably beat the thing, the engine. I don't know, I really don't know."

It was captioned: "Currently obsessed with the notion that Hans Niemann has been cheating at the Sinquefield Cup chess tournament using wireless anal beads that vibrate him the correct moves."

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Musk reacted to the video with an adapted version of a quote from philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer. He tweeted: "Talent hits a target no one else can hit, genius hits a target no one can see (cause it’s in ur butt) [sic]."

He later shared a screenshot from Reddit putting forward another humorous theory – that both Carlsen and Niemann were using wireless anal beads and their devices interfered with one another.

In a final tweet, Musk added: "You can almost hear that snap of the rubber glove before chess match cavity searches…"


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