Mum hysterical after four-year-old daughter proudly unveils raunchy portrait

A daughter who proudly showed her mum her ‘lovely’ drawing that looked like a penis has left the parent in hysterics.

While at school on Wednesday (September 28) Darcie Connelly, four, crafted the drawing she said was of her mum.

But when 35-year-old Lucy Thomson had a look at her likeness she was shocked to see that she looked like someone’s manhood.

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Lucy has been enjoying the joke with some of her fellow adults, and sweet gift-giving Darcie is understood to be oblivious to why her masterpiece is getting so many laughs.

Nottingham nail technician Lucy said: “I went to pick her up from school last night and basically we were allowed to go in and view her classroom.

“The teacher said, ‘Darcie’s done a lovely picture of you today’ – I asked what is was and she gave me a look as if to say, ‘When you look in her bag, you’ll know’.

“Darcie presented it to me and said, ‘It’s you Mummy’. So I asked, ‘What’s that?’ and she said, ‘It’s your big bottom’.

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“I just burst out laughing, there was another mum sat at the side of me and she was in hysterics."

She added: "I obviously think it looks like a penis and as mums, we all looked at it and all thought the same thing.

"Somebody earlier did suggest I should caption it, 'Does my bum look big in this?'

“Everyone else had a good look as well – at least it will look good on the fridge. She was completely oblivious to it with her innocent little mind.”

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